On a sudden whim of extraordinary fearlessness, witness (for yourself) one of my most embarassing baby pictures.
If this doesn't explain my affinity for headwear, I don't know what does. My dad was in the navy. Once. Come back soon, and I'll break out the bear rug!
Just kidding. I may, however, post a good baby picture. A before/after thing, I guess.
And for good measure, here's my brother (haha, he'd kill me if he saw this!).